Satisfyer Pro 2
Okay this is seriously the best sex toy Ive ever purchased EVER. Im actually kinda pissed as I write this review because I bought the Womanizer first (terrible name, I know) and it worked okay, but the Satisfyer was getting such rave reviews online that I had to check it out for myself. And of course, the Satisfyer is SO MUCH BETTER. Im amazed at how superior this product is in comparison to the Womanizer, and its a mere quarter of the price. I cant believe I spent $200+ on a stupid toy that isnt as powerful as the Satisfyer, isnt waterproof, is bulky and uncomfortable, and doesnt seal in place. Why anyone would buy the Womanizer is a mystery to me at this point. But anyway, enough of my complaining about a different product, hahaha. THIS product is amazing. Its a tie between the Satisfyer and the Hitachi wand for me, for the best toys in the entire world. It feels amazing, it has the power I crave, its sleek and beautiful, its waterproof, its rechargeable, its super easy to clean, it does exactly what it promises, (it doesnt have a stupid name) and its very reasonably priced. And no, I wasnt paid to rate this review in any way. I really do feel this strongly about this amazing product, and just had to say so, especially considering how silly I feel for buying an inferior product beforehand. Do yourself a favor, save your money, buy the Satisfyer Pro 2, cancel all your plans, go to your bedroom, close the door, drink a glass of chardonnay, put the Satisfyer on your clit, and writhe around in pleasure for the rest of the day.
