Our first thought when we saw the Muse Massager was that it was one of the cutest vibrators we had ever seen. From its rounded bottom to the tip of its ears, this vibrator oozes good design and beauty - but does that necessarily mean it's going to be a beast in the bedroom? Well, after completing several tests we can safely say that yes, the Muse Massager is up to the task.
Even without opening the box, you can see exactly why this is such a well-received toy. The packaging is sleek and stylish, with a peek-a-boo plastic opening so you can see the deceptively cute toy that lies inside. Once opened, the overall design continues to impress with custom cut and form-fitting foam to ensure the well being of the Muse Massager.
After popping the vibrator itself out, the first striking thing is the weight. This is not a hollow toy with a simple battery pack. Instead, the Muse Massager is weighted on the bottom so that despite its roundness it can still stand on its own. Think like the old toy slogan "Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!"
The next most noticeable part of the Muse Massager is the large ears, which end up being nearly half of the overall height of the toy. Each of these ears has its own motor and is completely bendable to better suit whatever your own personal needs are. Simply slide these two around your clit, nipples, or use for light external teasing; these ears are meant to please.
It's about now that you might begin to wonder where the actual controls are. To hide what could have been unsightly additions to this beautiful toy, the controls are the eyes. That's right, press the left eye to increase the intensity and the right to decrease. The ten different functions do more than just change the intensity and patterns; the facial expression of the Muse Massager changes too. While these LED lights don't add any functionality to the toy, they do add just the right touch of cute and whimsy.
To further propel the Muse Massager into our hearts, it is rechargeable. No more late night runs to get new batteries, simply plug this inconspicuous bunny in. If you're the type who worries that their roommate can hear every little vibration, we are happy to inform that this vibrator only makes about as much noise as a honey bee, even on its highest level.
Throw the Muse Massager in your bag and take it with you on trips or even in the shower without any worries. Not only is the design so "pg" that you could leave it in the open and no one would question it, but it is also water resistant (shower, but not bath safe). As long as you clean it with soap and warm water before and after every use, this beautiful toy is sure to be your favorite for years to come.
